For 30 years, the PNC Christmas Price Index has calculated what it would actually cost you to give the "12 Days of Christmas" to someone.
Total for 2014?
$116,273.06 (including all the repetitions)*
Strapped for cash?
Fortunately, Amro has you covered, with our own version of The 12 Days of Christmas.
Then again, perhaps we should just keep playing our instruments.
*Source - https://www.pncchristmaspriceindex.com/pnc/price-index-by-toy